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 "That's him... that's the guy from iMambo.tv" People tend to describe me, rather than use my name. Here is how they do it:
Yes, he is I, and I am him - that guy, I'm Jareau Almeyda. My mom affectionately calls me "Jareau". Many people have a problem pronouncing my name. It's "Jareau"... here, say it with me... "Jareau"... no, almost, try again... "Jareau"... wait, this might help you: juh-ROW. Try again: "Jareau"...Good A nugget of information for you: the "eau" at the end of my name is French. It is pronounced like the letter "o", as in "row" So, now that you know how to pronounce the name, here is a little bit about me. A hybrid city slicker / country boy - I've ridden the Iron Horse in NYC and 10 foot waves in the Caribbean. I carry my drivers license in my wallet in order to remind myself that I have spent far too many years in the 20-something crowd. I'm content to have moved on from that cliché. Moving on seems to happen every December, just before the year ends; that would make me a Capricorn. Capricorns on the light side are:
Capricorns on the on the dark side are:
All of the above apply in one way or another. Some apply in that they don't apply. I'm is a minimalist, a futurist, I speaks 2 1/2 languages. My background is first in business, then in computers, then in interpersonal relationships. i.e., I'll enhance your business through the use of computers while making you smile. Reverse that, and I'll make you smile and then show you how computers can enhance your business. So, yes, I'm that guy from iMambo.tv. The website that Shaka so precisely described as being "responsible for millions of dollars of wasted employee time". If you don't know what iMambo.tv is... ask a friend, google it, or check it out for yourself. |